If your girlfriend does not do any of these 20 things, DO NOT marry her

If your girlfriend does not do any of these 20 things, DO NOT marry her 1

“Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria, any who doesn’t pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material by DOCTOR @joroolumofin. This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it’s very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive out there?

Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or r

1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car

2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments

3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts

4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you’re quitting your job to be a DJ or barber

5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup

6. Tell her you’re celibate and you don’t want to sleep with her till marriage

7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.

8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.

9. If you have a beard, shave it all up

10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food

11. Propose without a ring
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12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage

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13. Tell her she must attend mid-week service and join the choir mistress gild

14. Tell her you’re going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo

15. Tell her to add your mom, dad and all siblings on social media and bbm

16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.

17. Tell her you’re going for a course and she should wait for you, be it ( MSc , MBA, PhD )

18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you

19. Tell her she can’t watch ZeeWorld or Telemundo anymore.

20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you’re saving up.

Fellas trust me, try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true ‘ID’ persona / arche types of your partner.”

Wonders shall never end!

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